Act 2, Scene 1: The king of Navarre's park

SCENE I. The same.

    Enter the PRINCESS of France, ROSALINE, MARIA, KATHARINE, BOYET, Lords, and other Attendants

BOYET

    Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits:
    Consider who the king your father sends,
    To whom he sends, and what's his embassy:
    Yourself, held precious in the world's esteem,
    To parley with the sole inheritor
    Of all perfections that a man may owe,
    Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight
    Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.
    Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
    As Nature was in making graces dear
    When she did starve the general world beside
    And prodigally gave them all to you.

PRINCESS

    Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
    Needs not the painted flourish of your praise:
    Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye,
    Not utter'd by base sale of chapmen's tongues:
    I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
    Than you much willing to be counted wise
    In spending your wit in the praise of mine.
    But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,
    You are not ignorant, all-telling fame
    Doth noise abroad, Navarre hath made a vow,
    Till painful study shall outwear three years,
    No woman may approach his silent court:
    Therefore to's seemeth it a needful course,
    Before we enter his forbidden gates,
    To know his pleasure; and in that behalf,
    Bold of your worthiness, we single you
    As our best-moving fair solicitor.
    Tell him, the daughter of the King of France,
    On serious business, craving quick dispatch,
    Importunes personal conference with his grace:
    Haste, signify so much; while we attend,
    Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will.

BOYET

    Proud of employment, willingly I go.

PRINCESS

    All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.

    Exit BOYET
    Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
    That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke?

First Lord

    Lord Longaville is one.

PRINCESS

    Know you the man?

MARIA

    I know him, madam: at a marriage-feast,
    Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
    Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnized
    In Normandy, saw I this Longaville:
    A man of sovereign parts he is esteem'd;
    Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms:
    Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.
    The only soil of his fair virtue's gloss,
    If virtue's gloss will stain with any soil,
    Is a sharp wit matched with too blunt a will;
    Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills
    It should none spare that come within his power.

PRINCESS

    Some merry mocking lord, belike; is't so?

MARIA

    They say so most that most his humours know.

PRINCESS

    Such short-lived wits do wither as they grow.
    Who are the rest?

KATHARINE

    The young Dumain, a well-accomplished youth,
    Of all that virtue love for virtue loved:
    Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill;
    For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
    And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
    I saw him at the Duke Alencon's once;
    And much too little of that good I saw
    Is my report to his great worthiness.

ROSALINE

    Another of these students at that time
    Was there with him, if I have heard a truth.
    Biron they call him; but a merrier man,
    Within the limit of becoming mirth,
    I never spent an hour's talk withal:
    His eye begets occasion for his wit;
    For every object that the one doth catch
    The other turns to a mirth-moving jest,
    Which his fair tongue, conceit's expositor,
    Delivers in such apt and gracious words
    That aged ears play truant at his tales
    And younger hearings are quite ravished;
    So sweet and voluble is his discourse.

PRINCESS

    God bless my ladies! are they all in love,
    That every one her own hath garnished
    With such bedecking ornaments of praise?

First Lord

    Here comes Boyet.

    Re-enter BOYET

PRINCESS

    Now, what admittance, lord?

BOYET

    Navarre had notice of your fair approach;
    And he and his competitors in oath
    Were all address'd to meet you, gentle lady,
    Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learnt:
    He rather means to lodge you in the field,
    Like one that comes here to besiege his court,
    Than seek a dispensation for his oath,
    To let you enter his unpeopled house.
    Here comes Navarre.

    Enter FERDINAND, LONGAVILLE, DUMAIN, BIRON, and Attendants

FERDINAND

    Fair princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.

PRINCESS

    'Fair' I give you back again; and 'welcome' I have
    not yet: the roof of this court is too high to be
    yours; and welcome to the wide fields too base to be mine.

FERDINAND

    You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.

PRINCESS

    I will be welcome, then: conduct me thither.

FERDINAND

    Hear me, dear lady; I have sworn an oath.

PRINCESS

    Our Lady help my lord! he'll be forsworn.

FERDINAND

    Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.

PRINCESS

    Why, will shall break it; will and nothing else.

FERDINAND

    Your ladyship is ignorant what it is.

PRINCESS

    Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,
    Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
    I hear your grace hath sworn out house-keeping:
    Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
    And sin to break it.
    But pardon me. I am too sudden-bold:
    To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.
    Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
    And suddenly resolve me in my suit.

FERDINAND

    Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.

PRINCESS

    You will the sooner, that I were away;
    For you'll prove perjured if you make me stay.

BIRON

    Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?

ROSALINE

    Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?

BIRON

    I know you did.

ROSALINE

    How needless was it then to ask the question!

BIRON

    You must not be so quick.

ROSALINE

    'Tis 'long of you that spur me with such questions.

BIRON

    Your wit's too hot, it speeds too fast, 'twill tire.

ROSALINE

    Not till it leave the rider in the mire.

BIRON

    What time o' day?

ROSALINE

    The hour that fools should ask.

BIRON

    Now fair befall your mask!

ROSALINE

    Fair fall the face it covers!

BIRON

    And send you many lovers!

ROSALINE

    Amen, so you be none.

BIRON

    Nay, then will I be gone.

FERDINAND

    Madam, your father here doth intimate
    The payment of a hundred thousand crowns;
    Being but the one half of an entire sum
    Disbursed by my father in his wars.
    But say that he or we, as neither have,
    Received that sum, yet there remains unpaid
    A hundred thousand more; in surety of the which,
    One part of Aquitaine is bound to us,
    Although not valued to the money's worth.
    If then the king your father will restore
    But that one half which is unsatisfied,
    We will give up our right in Aquitaine,
    And hold fair friendship with his majesty.
    But that, it seems, he little purposeth,
    For here he doth demand to have repaid
    A hundred thousand crowns; and not demands,
    On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
    To have his title live in Aquitaine;
    Which we much rather had depart withal
    And have the money by our father lent
    Than Aquitaine so gelded as it is.
    Dear Princess, were not his requests so far
    From reason's yielding, your fair self should make
    A yielding 'gainst some reason in my breast
    And go well satisfied to France again.

PRINCESS

    You do the king my father too much wrong
    And wrong the reputation of your name,
    In so unseeming to confess receipt
    Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.

FERDINAND

    I do protest I never heard of it;
    And if you prove it, I'll repay it back
    Or yield up Aquitaine.

PRINCESS

    We arrest your word.
    Boyet, you can produce acquittances
    For such a sum from special officers
    Of Charles his father.

FERDINAND

    Satisfy me so.

BOYET

    So please your grace, the packet is not come
    Where that and other specialties are bound:
    To-morrow you shall have a sight of them.

FERDINAND

    It shall suffice me: at which interview
    All liberal reason I will yield unto.
    Meantime receive such welcome at my hand
    As honour without breach of honour may
    Make tender of to thy true worthiness:
    You may not come, fair princess, in my gates;
    But here without you shall be so received
    As you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,
    Though so denied fair harbour in my house.
    Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell:
    To-morrow shall we visit you again.

PRINCESS

    Sweet health and fair desires consort your grace!

FERDINAND

    Thy own wish wish I thee in every place!

    Exit

BIRON

    Lady, I will commend you to mine own heart.

ROSALINE

    Pray you, do my commendations; I would be glad to see it.

BIRON

    I would you heard it groan.

ROSALINE

    Is the fool sick?

BIRON

    Sick at the heart.

ROSALINE

    Alack, let it blood.

BIRON

    Would that do it good?

ROSALINE

    My physic says 'ay.'

BIRON

    Will you prick't with your eye?

ROSALINE

    No point, with my knife.

BIRON

    Now, God save thy life!

ROSALINE

    And yours from long living!

BIRON

    I cannot stay thanksgiving.

    Retiring

DUMAIN

    Sir, I pray you, a word: what lady is that same?

BOYET

    The heir of Alencon, Katharine her name.

DUMAIN

    A gallant lady. Monsieur, fare you well.

    Exit

LONGAVILLE

    I beseech you a word: what is she in the white?

BOYET

    A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.

LONGAVILLE

    Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.

BOYET

    She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a shame.

LONGAVILLE

    Pray you, sir, whose daughter?

BOYET

    Her mother's, I have heard.

LONGAVILLE

    God's blessing on your beard!

BOYET

    Good sir, be not offended.
    She is an heir of Falconbridge.

LONGAVILLE

    Nay, my choler is ended.
    She is a most sweet lady.

BOYET

    Not unlike, sir, that may be.

    Exit LONGAVILLE

BIRON

    What's her name in the cap?

BOYET

    Rosaline, by good hap.

BIRON

    Is she wedded or no?

BOYET

    To her will, sir, or so.

BIRON

    You are welcome, sir: adieu.

BOYET

    Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.

    Exit BIRON

MARIA

    That last is Biron, the merry madcap lord:
    Not a word with him but a jest.

BOYET

    And every jest but a word.

PRINCESS

    It was well done of you to take him at his word.

BOYET

    I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.

MARIA

    Two hot sheeps, marry.

BOYET

    And wherefore not ships?
    No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.

MARIA

    You sheep, and I pasture: shall that finish the jest?

BOYET

    So you grant pasture for me.

    Offering to kiss her

MARIA

    Not so, gentle beast:
    My lips are no common, though several they be.

BOYET

    Belonging to whom?

MARIA

    To my fortunes and me.

PRINCESS

    Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree:
    This civil war of wits were much better used
    On Navarre and his book-men; for here 'tis abused.

BOYET

    If my observation, which very seldom lies,
    By the heart's still rhetoric disclosed with eyes,
    Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.

PRINCESS

    With what?

BOYET

    With that which we lovers entitle affected.

PRINCESS

    Your reason?

BOYET

    Why, all his behaviors did make their retire
    To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire:
    His heart, like an agate, with your print impress'd,
    Proud with his form, in his eye pride express'd:
    His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
    Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;
    All senses to that sense did make their repair,
    To feel only looking on fairest of fair:
    Methought all his senses were lock'd in his eye,
    As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy;
    Who, tendering their own worth from where they were glass'd,
    Did point you to buy them, along as you pass'd:
    His face's own margent did quote such amazes
    That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.
    I'll give you Aquitaine and all that is his,
    An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.

PRINCESS

    Come to our pavilion: Boyet is disposed.

BOYET

    But to speak that in words which his eye hath
    disclosed.
    I only have made a mouth of his eye,
    By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.

ROSALINE

    Thou art an old love-monger and speakest skilfully.

MARIA

    He is Cupid's grandfather and learns news of him.

ROSALINE

    Then was Venus like her mother, for her father is but grim.

BOYET

    Do you hear, my mad wenches?

MARIA

    No.

BOYET

    What then, do you see?

ROSALINE

    Ay, our way to be gone.

BOYET

    You are too hard for me.

    Exeunt

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